WHODUNNIT?

Hilary 2023

Eight guests. Many suspects. One dead body at the bottom of the stairs. Whodunnit? OULES makes a grab for Mousetrap fame in this unique (let’s call it that) murder mystery comedy. When Lord Harvington is found dead at the bottom of his staircase, it falls to one incompetent inspector and his beleaguered sidekick to crack the case. But red herrings are everywhere and the clues aren’t easy to solve. So, who did it? The squeaky-clean Goodys? The suspect Shadys? The Harvington children? Or someone completely left-field, like a police sergeant who confuses a walkie-talkie with a nose trimmer?

Money raised:

£1800

Charities:

Recording

Trailer

Cast

The Harvingtons

Lord Harvington
Jesus

“I wanna be naked in a Disney+ show”

Lady Harvington

St Anne’s

“Sexual deviancy – what ho!”

Minty Harvington

Corpus Christi

“Capital punishment is completely fine” 

Binky Harvington

Worcester

“Get a blazer and then we can talk”

Percy Harvington

Magdalen

“Like the Jackson 5 but more talented”

Charlie Harvington

St Hugh’s

“What can I say I’m a bitch”

Alex Heartswept

St Anne’s

“All children are isomorphic”

The Staff

Tompkins

St Anne’s

“I am a massive bastard”

Mabel

Keble

“I’m not even French”

Bob

“It’s Jesus or death”

Dorothy

St Anne’s

“Oh, to be tiddled”

The Guests

Angel Goody

Keble

"😇"

Saint Goody

Magdalen

"My cheeks hurt from smiling"

Lucifer Shady

Oriel

"Not a big fan of balls"

Jezebel Shady

Magdalen

"I can't be funny on the spot"

Dr Angus Bones

St Anne's

"Am I Scottish or am I a normal person?"

Dr Andrew Bones

St Anne's

"My complaint is that I don't get to be a whore"

Cuthbert Snooty

LMH

"Mm"

Joe Dullard

St Anne's

"I can't wait for the scene where I'm tied up and gagged"

Joe Dullard (Thu)

"Spice is the spice of life"

The Police

Inspector Bumbleton

St Anne's

"You are a very movable object"

Barney

Pembroke

"Yes, but-"

Chief Manners

Balliol

"The audience are simple people"

Constable Goons

Trinity

"A measured response to workplace bullying"

Sergeant Silly

St Anne's

"God's twinkiest soldier"

The Reporters

Scoop

Wadham

"Then we, as one, scuttle"

Snoop

St Anne's

"Best dead body I've ever seen"

Crew

Direction

Director

Magdalen

“Still camp but better”

Assistant Directors

Corpus Christi

“More disgusted by poor people please”

Balliol

“Stop badmouthing crucifixion”

Regent’s Park

“Lick it and sniff it”

Trinity

“You dont get many slutty monks”

Writing

Writer

St Anne’s

“Liquid Banger”

Script Editors

Magdalen

“More a remonstrance than an assault”

Trinity

“Does anyone have a big foam banana”

St Anne’s

“Here all week, under Jake’s bed”

Univ

“Ctrl+F for submissive”

Chris Goble

“10’0”

Production

Producer

St Anne's

"I can do Jesus"

Production Manager

"I'm not directing I just have opinions"

Stage Manager

"I'll always take a good axe-ing"

Lighting Designer

Corpus Christi

"Woman, your place is by the phone"

Lighting Assistants

Univ

"The rainbow doesn't want to taste me"

St Anne's

"Maid insurgency leader"

Marketing

Marketing Manager

Univ

"Let's workshop a cult"

Marketing Assistants

Balliol

"A velcro kind of man"

Magdalen

"My voice is permafrost"

Art Director

St Peter's

"I'm not neurotic"

Trailer Director

Univ

"Jesus is a talented guy"

Trailer Videographer

Balliol

"Are you suggesting I'm a eunuch?"

Trailer Editing

"Paint me like one of your French corpses"

Music

Music Director

Worcester

"A cross between Dobby & Dominatrix"

Assistant Music Director

St Anne's

"Just enjoy the millipede feet"

Choreographer

Magdalen

"Semicirculate"

Violists
Emma Lee
Darcey Snape

Other

Welfare Officer

Jesus

"I'll only be objectified by Fabian"

Venue Coordinator

Worcester

"There's a head inside my soul"

Drinks Coordinator

LMH

"Tumours have a growth mindset"

Songs

Whodunnit?

St Anne’s

“A swarm of fish flopping around”

Bad Bad Plans

Magdalen

“Again with the foot elevation”

Bumbleton is Best

Univ

“Bumbleton to your heart’s content”

Worcester

“I mean I only have one quotation to choose from”

Snooty's Rap

Oriel

Happiness is Clappiness

Oriel

“I wish you would ride on me sometime”

Worcester

“I’m going to church now”

Join our Hackathon

St Anne’s

“I can see more of your chin than usual”

Final Song

St Anne’s

“Bottom D, eh?”