Moderate Expectations

Hilary 2025

When orphaned urchin Pip Pirrip falls in love with the beautiful but snobbish Estella Havisham, he knows that despite her aggressive disinterest in him, the only thing really standing in his way must be his lack of a fortune. (His best friend Biddy has her doubts). So when he finds out he is to come into GREAT EXPECTATIONS (or, well, moderate ones at least) from an anonymous benefactor, he is overjoyed. However, are his newfound riches worth losing his closest friends and family? Who exactly is this mysterious benefactor? And above all, is Estella really worth the fuss?

With the support of his intimate new friend Herbert and a troupe of Dickensian orphans, Pip must overcome confusing family ties, escaped convicts, alcoholic roommates, horse-based crime, and the enigmatic, sadistic Miss Havisham who still wears the wedding dress from the day she was jilted. With all these obstacles to navigate, it’s no wonder Charles Dickens was paid by the word.

Moderate Expectations is OULES’ newest comedic musical literary adaptation which dares to ask the ultimate question – what if it was gay?

Money raised:

£TBA

Charity:

Recording

Trailer

Cast

The Gargerys

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Philip 'Pip' Pirrip
Sebastian Collins

"I have self respect, I wanna be drunk"

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Young Pip
Isaac Sandhu

St Peter's

"I think I might be a liability"

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Joe Gargery

St Anne's

"Unfortunately making things more gender conforming"

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Margarine Gargery

Magdalen

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Biddy

"It's rare I get welcomed back"

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Young Biddy

Worcester

"I get to be a lesbian!"

Townspeople

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Mr. Pumblechook
Jake Brown

Mansfield

"Feel free to hit me"

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Mr. Wopsle

St Catz

"Biblically accurate furry"

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Officer 'Tel' Hubble

Wolfson

"My type in men is an n-ary relation"

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Escope Hubble

Corpus Christi

"Slough on my mind"

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Dolge Orlick
Cubby Yudkin

Oriel

"Who up endoing they innu"

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The Gravedigger

St Anne's

"A variety of spices is the spice of life"

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The Innkeeper
Dan Beck

Queen's

"I'm going to look up more orphans"

Satis House

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Estella Havisham

St Catz

"I love dino eggs"

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Young Estella
Molly Spurgeon

Worcester

"Short and easy"

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Miss Havisham

Wadham

"Typecast as a small boy torturer"

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Miss Ravishem
Maddy Shepherd

"I'm going to start painting with milk"

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Polly Pocket
Sofia Raffio-Curd

St Anne's

"You haven't sent me the fluids"

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Jean Pocket
Timi Fang

LMH

"Help! I'm trapped in the OULES programme factory"

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Matthew Pocket
Radek Żak

Christ Church

"Small apartheid never hurts"

The Londoners

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Herbert Pocket

Corpus Christi

"That was really weird... Threesome?"

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Mick Jagger
Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"Alconomic"

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Mr Wemmick
Hayden Roberts

Worcester

"Young at heart, and a terrible listener"

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The Aged Parent
Rhys Ponsford

"The devil is where?"

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Molly
Sofia Raffio-Curd

St Anne's

"You don't GET me!"

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Bentley Drummle
Thomas Yates

"At least I've got no embarrassing quotes"

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Dickens

Oriel

"NO NO SPIT IT OUT"

The Convicts

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A. Mags

Oriel

"That baby's not going to eat itself"

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Belle Witch

LMH

"Throwing is better than washing machining"

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Compeyson

Magdelen

"Avoid straight men"

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Pholip 'Pop' Porrip

"They won't even let you graverob"

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Georgiana Smeorgiana

"I'm pretty flexible"

The Orphans

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Oliver Pull
Paddy Harmer

LMH

"Listen to my deep sexy voice"

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Nicholas Pennyby
George Monemvasioti

Oriel

"A relationship with those lions"

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Nicholas Pennyby (Wednesday)
Leah Selimic

"We're getting too old for this"

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David Bronzefield
Julian Gerhart

"I love my six year old Gonzo"

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Tall-ish Tim

"Move! I need to DANCE!"

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Annie the Orphan
Juliette Majid

LMH

"Can I touch your abs?"

Crew

Direction

Director

"It's all just wank innit"

Assistant Directors

Queen's

"Stealing is a crime unless we do it"

Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"You've got to keep touching"

"My human spirit is very domitable"

Mansfield

"Aspirations of masc"

Writing

Writer

"More like GAY expectations"

Script Editors

St Catz

"I put the dick in Dickens"

Jake Brown

Mansfield

"I wouldn't call it stalking personally, but..."

"We'll get a f*ck in there someday"

Jojo Lee

St Anne's

"Yapped too close to the sun"

Radek Żak

Christ Church

"Suck a great line, I almost puked"

Production

Production Manager

St Anne's

"I'm joining the egg fandom"

Costume Designer

Corpus Christi

"I feel like dungeon mommy"

Production Assistants

Wadham

"Mini bender herself"

"I thought a Gigolo was when you did a little jig"

Exeter

"You can't spell moderate without rat"

Lighting Designer

Worcester

"Only for women am I a sl*t"

Sound Designer

Exeter

"You'll hear OULES noises"

Technical Assistant
Timi Fang

LMH

"Famously quoteless"

Technical Advisor

Corpus Christ

"Used to be gay for God but now I'm just gay"

Stage Manager

Corpus Christi

"I refuse to manage a large theatrical table"

Marketing

Marketing Manager

Magdelen

"Call me bacon the way I'm a bi-icon"

Marketing Assistants

Oriel

"You can nepo baby your way in"

Worcester

"Can I schedule you in for a breakdown?"

Photographer

"I'll take the firstborn if it's going"

Poster Designer
Evie Holloway

"It was the goop"

Trailer Designer

"Trailer Monkey"

Music

Music Directors
Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"I do seem to accidentally write bars"

"This ends in marriage"

Choreographer

Wadham

"Please push me around"

Instrumentalists
Nick Samuel

Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

Other

Welfare Officer

Corpus Christi

"I'm not worried aboout the orphans"

Venue Coordinator
Cubby Yudkin

Oriel

"It's supremely girthed"

Songs

Orphans Are Us
Radek Żak

Christ Church

"D in DPhil stands for Depression"

A Big Happy Family
Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"She Witch on my Mags til I Pip"

Definitely Not Homoerotic Fight Song

"My verbal barrage"

"There's gotta be some sexy harmonies"

The Last Six Years

Lincoln

"Why so moderate? The Expectations?"

Oriel

"Do you have the plague?"

Havisham's Lament

"Constitutional Webmistress"

"Wagatha Christie is feminist literature"

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Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"Foolish behaviour"

Estella & Havisham Duet
Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"Opportunity for a cartoonish bonk"

"Have we added in horse murderer yet"

Final Song

Magdelen

"Thanks to my 4am madness"