Moderate Expectations

Hilary 2025

When orphaned urchin Pip Pirrip falls in love with the beautiful but snobbish Estella Havisham, he knows that despite her aggressive disinterest in him, the only thing really standing in his way must be his lack of a fortune. (His best friend Biddy has her doubts). So when he finds out he is to come into GREAT EXPECTATIONS (or, well, moderate ones at least) from an anonymous benefactor, he is overjoyed. However, are his newfound riches worth losing his closest friends and family? Who exactly is this mysterious benefactor? And above all, is Estella really worth the fuss?

With the support of his intimate new friend Herbert and a troupe of Dickensian orphans, Pip must overcome confusing family ties, escaped convicts, alcoholic roommates, horse-based crime, and the enigmatic, sadistic Miss Havisham who still wears the wedding dress from the day she was jilted. With all these obstacles to navigate, it’s no wonder Charles Dickens was paid by the word.

Moderate Expectations is OULES’ newest comedic musical literary adaptation which dares to ask the ultimate question – what if it was gay?

Money raised:

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Recording

Trailer

Cast

The Gargerys

Seb C_1 (Custom)
Philip 'Pip' Pirrip
Sebastian Collins

"I have self respect, I wanna be drunk"

ZII_2323 (Custom)
Young Pip
Isaac Sandhu

St Peter's

"I think I might be a liability"

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Joe Gargery
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Worcester

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Margarine Gargery

Magdalen

"Margie Gargie ON that thang"

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Biddy

"It's rare I get welcomed back"

ZII_2331 (Custom)
Young Biddy

Worcester

"I get to be a lesbian!"

Townspeople

ZII_2164 (Custom)
Mr. Pumblechook
Jake Brown

Mansfield

"Feel free to hit me"

ZII_2104 (Custom)
Mr. Wopsle

St Catz

"Biblically accurate furry"

Paul_1 (Custom)
Officer 'Tel' Hubble

Wolfson

"My type in men is an n-ary relation"

ZII_3495 (Custom)
Escope Hubble

Corpus Christi

"Slough pn my mind"

ZII_3542 (Custom)
Dolge Orlick
Cubby Yudkin

Oriel

"Who up endoing they innu"

ZII_2182 (Custom)
The Gravedigger

St Anne's

"A variety of spices is the spice of life"

ZII_3581 (Custom)
The Innkeeper
Dan Beck

Queen's

"I'm going to look up more orphans"

Satis House

ZII_3483 (Custom)
Estella Havisham

St Catz

"I love dino eggs"

ZII_3512 (Custom)
Young Estella
Molly Spurgeon

Worcester

"Short and easy"

ZII_2131 (Custom)
Miss Havisham

Wadham

"Typecast as a small boy torturer"

ZII_3528 (Custom)
Miss Ravishem
Maddy Shepherd

"I'm going to start painting with milk"

ZII_3535 (Custom)
Polly Pocket
Sofia Raffio-Curd

St Anne's

"You haven't sent me the fluids"

ZII_2230 (Custom)
Jean Pocket
Timi Fang

LMH

"Help! I'm trapped in the OULES programme factory"

Radek_1 (Custom)
Matthew Pocket
Radek Żak

Christ Church

"Small apartheid never hurts"

The Londoners

ZII_3558 (Custom)
Herbert Pocket

Corpus Christi

"That was really weird... Threesome?"

ZII_3478 (Custom)
Mick Jagger
Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"Alconomic"

ZII_2215 (Custom)
Mr Wemmick
Hayden Roberts

Worcester

"Young at heart, and a terrible listener"

ZII_3577 (Custom)
The Aged Parent
Rhys Ponsford

"The devil is where?"

ZII_3535 (Custom)
Molly
Sofia Raffio-Curd

St Anne's

"You don't GET me!"

ZII_2139 (Custom)
Bentley Drummle
Thomas Yates

"At least I've got no embarrassing quotes"

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Dickens

Oriel

"NO NO SPIT IT OUT"

The Convicts

ZII_2205 (Custom)
A. Mags

Oriel

"That baby's not going to eat itself"

ZII_3588 (Custom)
Belle Witch

LMH

"Throwing is better than washing machining"

ZII_2337 (Custom)
Compeyson

Magdelen

"Avoid straight men"

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Pholip 'Pop' Porrip

"They won't even let you graverob"

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Georgiana Smeorgiana

"I'm pretty flexible"

The Orphans

ZII_3517 (Custom)
Oliver Pull
Paddy Harmer

LMH

"Listen to my deep sexy voice"

ZII_2175 (Custom)
Nicholas Pennyby
George Monemvasioti

Oriel

"A relationship with those lions"

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Nicholas Pennyby (Wednesday)
Leah Selimic

"Wer're getting too old for this"

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David Bronzefield
Julian Gerhart

"I love my six year old Gonzo"

ZII_3498 (Custom)
Tall-ish Tim

"Move! I need to DANCE!"

ZII_2243 (Custom)
Annie the Orphan
Juliette Majid

LMH

"Can I touch your abs?"

Crew

Direction

Director

"It's all just wank innit"

Assistant Directors

Queen's

"Stealing is a crime unless we do it"

Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"You've got to keep touching"

"My human spirit is very domitable"

Mansfield

"Aspirations of masc"

Writing

Writer

"More like GAY expectations"

Script Editors

St Catz

"I put the dick in Dickens"

Jake Brown

Mansfield

"I wouldn't call it stalking personally, but..."

"We'll get a f*ck in there someday"

Jojo Lee

St Anne's

"Yapped too close to the sun"

Name

College

"Quote"

Production

Producer
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College

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Production Manager
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College

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Stage Manager
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College

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Lighting Designer
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College

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Lighting Assistants
Name

College

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College

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Marketing

Marketing Manager
Name

College

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Marketing Assistants
Name

College

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Name

College

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Art Director
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College

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Trailer Director
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College

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Trailer Videographer
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College

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Trailer Editing
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College

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Music

Music Director
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College

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Assistant Music Director
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College

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Choreographer
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College

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Instrumentalist
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College

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Other

Welfare Officer
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College

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Venue Coordinator
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College

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Drinks Coordinator
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College

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Songs

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Writer

College

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College

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College

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College

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