Deceased Lightning

Trinity 2025

Have you ever wondered, “what if hit musical Grease was actually about vampires?” Well you have now, and Deceased Lightning is your chance to find out. This fusion of your favourite iconic supernatural shows with your favourite iconic musical is a whacky exploration of transformation, coming of age, and – most importantly – whether or not you have a boyfriend.

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Recording

Trailer

Cast

Pink Ladies

Sandy

Alice Taylor

"Crazy in an interesting way"

Sylvie

Holly Beckman

Wadham

"Major Sideboob"

Rizzo

Molly Spurgeon

Worcester

"I don't WANT the dragon doing backflips!"

Frenchie

Robyn Patterson

Worcester

"do Mormons sparkle?"

Jan

Macey Pattenden

Worcester

"I box stepped too close to the sun"

Marty

Abi Pearce

Worcester

"Don't interrupt my lesbian sex"

BATZ

Danny

Isaac Sandhu

St Peter's

"Just like Harry Potter if he was dumb and brown"

Kenickie

Rebecca Harper

Wadham

"I just want to scissor"

Doody

Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"A rat! Hiss!"

Roger

Purav Kerai

"The car was supposed to be MY best friend!"

Sonny

Teddy Farrand

Oriel

"Unsolicited peonies pics"

School Crew

Eugene

Hayden Roberts

Worcester

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Simi

Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"Hospitalised by a fly"

Regina

Danann Kilburn

"You should bite them with tongue"

Karen

Katie Oke

Magdelen

"Oh, we're lesbians!"

Gretchen

Maiya Kowalewska

Magdelen

"Sex SHOULD be illegal"

Principal Andrews

Cubby Yudkin

Oriel

"Why are you so debaucherous"

Nurse Van Healthing

Sebastian Morson

St Anne's

"There's sexier cars out there"

Blanche

Kaylee Poon

Exeter

"I vote for bitch-boy"

T-Wolves

Scott

Raf Armstrong

St Catz

"That's as masc as it gets"

Jacob

Em Fawcett

"Dogging"

Derek

Criff Morson

Oriel

"I forgot what a leaf is"

Oz

Pranjal Singh

"Oh, you wanna go?"

Others

Car

Libby Alldread

Corpus Christi

"They're gonna have sex inside me"

The Ancient One

Dan Beck

Queen's

"Please be on fire"

Cha-Charmilla

Beth Longworth

Corpus Christi

"Gay is never a bad direction"

Removal Man

Freddie Houlahan

"My bodacious bust"

Removal Guy

Max Northcott

"Convert her to Australianism"

Kenickie's Uncle

Jake Brown

Mansfield

"Clouds: my mortal enemy. And my immortal enemy."

Sandy's Dad

Julian Gerhart

"Military is easier than daughters"

Bella

Ekin Pehlivan

"I know what you are... Mormon"

Edward

Em Fawcett

"Hold on tight spider monkey!"

Crew

Direction

Director

Amy Hemsworth

Univ

"You're dead in my heart"

Assistant Directors

Danann Kilburn

"I love some guy making cheese"

Abi Pearce

Worcester

"Oh no, I'm a man!"

Phoebe Saunders

LMH

"Topologically closer to Jesus"

Pranjal Singh

"I have my moments"

Writing

Writer

Danann Kilburn

"Some of the best people are sweaty all the time"

Script Editors

Phoebe Saunders

LMH

"Swap it out for sex"

Pranjal Singh

"Maybe it should stand for thesaurus"

Katie Oke

Magdelen

"I don't say very many funny things"

Radek Żak

Christ Church

"Clouds are Buddhist"

Production

Production Manager

Danann Kilburn

"Maybe my mouth is too wet"

Production Assistants

Max Northcott

"Waiting for Ohio"

Kaylee Poon

Exeter

"You gotta start edging from the readthrough"

Katie Oke

Magdelen

Patrick Painter

"Drippy dementia man"

Costume Designer

Danann Kilburn

"I like the sound of an aubergine"

Costume Assistant

Em Fawcett

"Incest and other shenanigans"

Stage Manager

Em Fawcett

"Kachow, I'm the fastest car alive"

Lightning Designer

Libby Alldread

Corpus Christi

"That doesn't even come close to the casserole"

Sound Designer

Isaac Sandhu

St Peter's

"I love the fact that I was right and he was wrong"

Marketing

Marketing Manager

Abi Pearce

Worcester

"I need to make some non-lesbian quotes"

Marketing Assistants

Max Northcott

"Fourth wheeling a polyamorous lesbian triad"

Teddy Farrand

Oriel

"Is there a Mrs The Pope"

Hayden Roberts

Worcester

"Eugene is my chosen one xoxo"

Photographer

Freddie Houlahan

"One day God will smite you both for your sins"

Poster and Graphic Designer

Marina Yakimova

"I was so grateful to be horizontal"

Music

Music Director

Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"Pelvis Presley would not be happy with me"

Choreographer

Rebecca Harper

Wadham

"Crotch forward in a skirt"

Keyboard

Nick Samuel

"I wrote a wind quintet about a striptease last term"

Guitar

Deanna Duff

St Hugh's

"I didn't hear, I was too busy football chanting"

Bass Guitar

Kevin Zheng

"Bibor needs to resign branded t-shirt"

Drums

Ben Hemsworth

"I'm only bi so I can get the 10% damage buff"

Other

Welfare Officer

Katie Oke

Magdelen

Venue Coordinator

Kaylee Poon

Exeter

"Where the fourth wall goes to die"

Songs

Danny's Ode to Sandy

Katie Oke

Magdelen

Summer Situationships

Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"I always wanted a unique connection to the supernatural!"

Deceased Lightning

Danann Kilburn

"I'd be dead but you'd have a pencil in your scrotum"

Hoa-Hoa-Hopelessly Devoted

Rebecca Harper

Wadham

"Does the Numbertaker f*ck?"

You are the Chosen One

Radek Żak

Christ Church

"Subdominant"

I'm Your Man/Guy

Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"1 2 3, 1 2 gay"

Racing Song

Angus Collingridge Watt

Hertford

"It would be easy to add pockets but Big Skirt doesn't want you to"

The Ancient One

Teddy Farrand

Oriel

"Thriveth the hour, thriveth the man"

Final Song

Katie Oke

Magdelen