Will the Real Chosen One Please Stand Up?
Trinity 2024
It’s the typical premise of the Chosen One prophesied to defeat the evil, except a new chosen one appears every other scene. Some are more motivated and equipped to actually fight evil, some… slightly less. Or as Rebecca said ‘Monty Python meets Spartacus meets a dream I had when I was three’.
Money raised:
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Recording
Cast
Chosen Ones
Evil Ones
"“Everyone's always asking where's Wally but nobody's ever asking why Wally violated the Geneva convention"
Wizards
Evil-Kickers
Others
Crew
Direction
Assistant Directors
Associate Director
Writing
Writers
"He was a pathetic evil wet man"
Script Editors
Production
Production Assistants
Marketing
Marketing Assistants
Music
Other
Songs
Who Will Save Us Now?
LMH
"Peel off your scrotum"
Lincoln
"Surprising lack of defecation"
Just Like Magic
Mansfield
"Ambrosine is not cool enough for rock music"
"Cupping makes a lot of sense"
The Call
"By I, I mean some of us"
Keble
"Do you want the not cold one up your butt?"
Chosen One Slay
"The queen of my heart would never edge me"
Univ
"You’ve gotta elongate destiny"